Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
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"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"
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